John Docker: Is it time to outlaw smoking altogether?
Well, well, well. Is triple-party politics well and truly dead and buried in Britain? Has that pipe-smoking man of the people called Harold, finally found a successor to the title in a pint-swilling Euro-basher – clutching the eternal pot in one hand and the balance of power in the other? It certainly looks like it. And with the Greens polling as well as the Lib Dems, SNP bruising the Milli-Brown bruvvers (COR) - not to mention those Welsh wannabes, it’s not just the toffs who are in trouble! Roll on Rochester and Strood – let battle commence!

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