We’re not all high - tech whizz kids so Beeb take account of the needs of the majority
Bang crash wallop - fireworks a plenty, partying until the early hours, carnivals in the streets, barbecues in the back yards and joyous celebrations of national pride. But don’t panic folks, the Scots haven’t taken over from we Sassenachs – yet. It is of course American Independence Day and we don’t hold any ancient grudges do we? Unlike the House of Commons invasion force of north of the border kilts, apparently determined to take over Mr Milliband’s old job as chief point-scorer. So good luck to our Yankee friends across the pond – oh and have a nice day!